Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Pistons Bench Iverson for Rip?

I was the 1st person to know about the trade for Iverson (not really, but I like to say it). Although Chauncy is my dude, I can't say I wasn't excited about Iverson coming here. It was a long time since I saw a "superstar" play for the home team. But now I know what the problem is. We aren't built for superstars!

We have made Iverson into a role player. Our system isn't set up for a star. Iverson looks like a bum on the Pistons. Now I find out that they are benching him for Rip? How bout you bench STUCKEY, and let Iverson run the point and call it a day?

How about you tell Sheed to play in the fucking paint like any normal big man should and quit spotting up for 3's like a got damn shooting guard?

How about we NEVER let as little ass Tayshaun to play power forward EVER again?

How about we FIRE Mark Curry?

I don't wanna seem like I'm jumping on the Pistons back now that things aren't working, BUT DAMN.

Mark Curry is about as fit to coach the Detroit Pistons as I am to head up the KKK. (I'm serious) C'mon who the hell gives a rookie coach a team like that?

Okay it worked for Dallas with Avery Johnson, but did it translate into a title? NO!!!!!

Hermman was BALLING in the beginning of the season....Where's he at now?

Ok we got Mcdyess back, WHAT ABOUT MAXIEL?

Now I see why we got Darko instead of Carmello, because we don't know what to do with a star.
Team ball is what it's about. There is no one person above the team. I know this....


Ok now the 1st thing you're gonna say is "Ivo ain't puttin up numbers" or "Ivo fell off"

But we're letting SHEED act his got damn fool of a self?

What is it with Sheed?

Does he only act an ass when the going gets tough? This is the Sheed we all hated in Portland!

Now You may say "Quest you didn't have a problem with Sheed when we we're getting to the Finals"

Big difference jerkface, WE HAD BEN WALLACE IN THE MIDDLE. I didn't care if Sheed dropped back and shot a 3, our best rebounder was in the paint.

Now SHEED is our best Rebounder. Where the hell is he at?

At the top of the freaking key with his hand up!

Do you have a question?

Are you hailing a cab?

Do you want a high five? Cause you can't want this basketball you 6 foot 10 inch high arch shooting piece of....let me stop...I've met Sheed numerous times and he's a nice guy plus an avid Red and Meth listener, but this craps gotta stop.

Iverson and Hamilton should start together. Stuckey would be a candidate for 6th man of the year if we weren't so dumb. Curry are you calling the shots? Well you should call one from a starter pistol to your temple! Nothing to kill yourself, but just enough to make you realize how much of an idiot you are

Tayshaun should be the 2nd option at SMALL FORWARD. Maxiell should be at the 4 spot and SHEED should of got traded for a washing machine like Woody Harrison on 'Semi-Pro'

Anybody got something to say about that? AND YES IT'S AFTER 3AM AND I'M UP ON talking trash!

Although these feeling are that of my own this post is for entertainment purposes only if I was fit to coach the Pistons I would be.....but hell if Mark Curry got a shot at it why not?

1 comment:

  1. Couldn't agree more about Sheed and coach Curry. I really question what Joe D. was thinking when he replaced Flip with Curry. Clearly he doesn't stress defense like Larry Brown did, because if so then we wouldn't be hovering around .500.

    Maybe we'll win more games if we ran a four-guard set up, with Sheed at the 2? Seems to be more comfortable on the perimeter these days....